A FEW WORDS ON SLANDER
A former student says I bashed Catholics.
She’s better at slander than listening, often
the way. A jury saw her talent and awarded
one of her prey three million dollars. I was
a witness at the trial. And now what to say?
Let her chop down every tree in the world
so the rumoring wind cannot compete.
ADVICE ON WHAT TO DO WITH THE PLAGIARIST
–for Windy Chins Bob, excellent among them
1.
Put him in front of a mirror
and see if there is a reflection.
2.
Say go away and then go to sleep.
3.
Listen at the cellar of the earth for invaders.
4,
Shout into a cave,
capture the echo in a net.
Send it to him.
5.
Point to the stars and say:
“This one!”
6.
Open the window and say nothing.





